Oak Man

Some guy named Oak Man lived in an oak tree and decided to move to the city in 20XX. Oak Man packed up his few belongings and of course his gaming computer. When he got to the city he liked it a lot better than living in the forest. He bought a condo and went to IKEA to buy some furniture and decorations for his new home.  A week later he applied for a job to stop hackers. So that was his life, stopping hackers in the day at his job, and gaming in the evening when his job was done. It was simple but nice.  :) 

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